What did the sea say to the sand? “We have to stop meeting like this.”

• Next story What do you call a snake who builds houses? A boa constructor!
• Previous story My new thesaurus is terrible. In fact, it’s so bad, I’d say it’s terrible.

You may also like...

• What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

  December 23, 2023

• Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.

  October 22, 2021

• If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

  April 10, 2024