What’s red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

• Next story What is a centipedes’s favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand…
• Previous story What’s the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can’t control their pupils.

You may also like...

• Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

  January 18, 2025

• I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

  June 22, 2023

• Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut.

  August 8, 2021