Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, “how do you drive this thing?”

• Next story I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
• Previous story I was in an 80’s band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

You may also like...

• Man, I really love my furniture… me and my recliner go way back.

  November 4, 2024

• A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It’s the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

  August 17, 2024

• If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks–it cost me an arm and a leg!

  August 12, 2023