Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

• Next story What’s large, grey, and doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
• Previous story What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.

You may also like...

• Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.

  September 30, 2023

• I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

  November 14, 2020

• Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

  March 29, 2024