Why do nurses carry around red crayons? Sometimes they need to draw blood.

• Next story Why was the strawberry sad? Its parents were in a jam.
• Previous story What’s the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can’t control their pupils.

You may also like...

• People saying ‘boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year…. That’s a frightening statistic.

  February 18, 2021

• What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

  December 23, 2023

• A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”

  August 7, 2022