I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

• Next story People who don’t eat gluten are really going against the grain.
• Previous story Yesterday I confused the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza”. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

You may also like...

• Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was incredible.

  February 17, 2025

• To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you’re happy now.

  May 5, 2024

• I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

  April 21, 2025