You know that cemetery up the road? People are dying to get in there.

• Next story What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.
• Previous story A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

You may also like...

• To the guy who invented zero… thanks for nothing.

  August 24, 2024

• My new thesaurus is terrible. In fact, it’s so bad, I’d say it’s terrible.

  November 19, 2020

• When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.

  January 4, 2024