Why do nurses carry around red crayons? Sometimes they need to draw blood.

• Next story I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn’t have the stones.
• Previous story A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It’s the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

You may also like...

• What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome

  July 21, 2024

• Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words.

  September 25, 2023

• I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

  October 22, 2022