What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

• Next story I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said “Wii”
• Previous story I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.

You may also like...

• Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

  May 20, 2021

• What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.

  May 27, 2021

• Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

  January 29, 2023