Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 03/04/2023
What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? June 4, 2021
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach bach bach!” March 27, 2024