I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought, “I can’t turn that down”.

• Next story Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
• Previous story Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

You may also like...

• I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.

  April 23, 2021

• Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.

  November 22, 2024

• Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

  August 5, 2023