Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwich.

• Next story Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!
• Previous story What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

You may also like...

• What’s large, grey, and doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.

  June 9, 2024

• Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it’s indivisible.

  February 17, 2024

• A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

  December 15, 2020