Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

• Next story Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
• Previous story I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

You may also like...

• How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.

  March 23, 2023

• Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it’s bound to squeal.

  January 13, 2021

• A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

  November 3, 2024