What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? “Don’t look I’m changing!” Today’s Daily Dad Joke 18/06/2022
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” March 15, 2023
The Swiss must’ve been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife. March 5, 2023