What’s the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 05/10/2021
Yesterday I confused the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza”. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia. May 2, 2021
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat. March 2, 2021
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” September 28, 2023