The great thing about stationery shops is they’re always in the same place…

• Next story I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
• Previous story They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure.

You may also like...

• Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist!

  July 11, 2024

• Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

  August 12, 2024

• Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.

  July 4, 2022