Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it… We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

• Next story When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
• Previous story I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long.

You may also like...

• The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

  May 17, 2023

• What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!

  March 6, 2025

• Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

  November 28, 2022